Spokane Janteloven Conspiracy Theory


Washington State has the 4th largest population of Norwegian Americans according to Wikipedia and the 3rd largest population of Scandinavians in general. There is a rich History of the Scandinavians in the Pacific Northwest. Spokane even has a wonderful club like the Sons of Norway and everyone knows Norwegians tell the best jokes and love to poke fun at themselves.

Progressive Democrats have decided America should be like Denmark, Norway and Sweden for their social programs, but now (shudder) the Far Right is growing in these northern Scandinavian countries and it may very well be just, “the practicality of it all”. Migrants from Muslim countries should be grateful for Scandinavian government freebies but for some reason they aren’t, yah sure, don’t yah know? Nor do they respect the Law of Jante but strongly favor Sharia Law.

In fact Sweden is the Rape Capital of the West. That’s nothing to brag about and since Scandinavian tradition isn’t too keen on that, the Swedish government has tried to hide it. But it ain’t the Scandinavian men doing it. Of course not they’ve been raised with Janteloven. Their men are passive and not the testosterone filled Vikings of their proud past. Who’s going to speak up for or defend the Scandinavian  women when there are no Vikings left?

The Janteloven tradition would forbid making a big fuss of it. But it makes you wonder how much they can take. Progressive Europe is failing on many fronts but especially with the Migrant invasion challenging security and multicultural norms.

Spokane could also be practicing Janteloven as a run away city council wants to bring in Portlandia values and Seattle Progressivism which will please upper South Hill residents and few else. The Spokane Valley city council are polar opposites from Spokane and have declared themselves a 2nd Amendment Sanctuary City. The Law of Jante shuns bragging.

This is just an unproven conspiracy theory of course and not a hit on our great Scandinavian citizens but perhaps you could think up something to explain Spokane Apathy. Is Janteloven the key to understanding Spokane County? Perhaps Janteloven could explain our country’s dilemma.

Does Spokane suffer from Minnesota Nice? Or is it, if you speak up against the Progressives you might lose your secure government job?

The Law of Jante

You’re not to think you are anything special
You’re not to think you are as good as we are
You’re not to think you are smarter than we are
You’re not to convince yourself that you are better than we are
You’re not to think you know more than we do
You’re not to think you are more important than we are
You’re not to think you are good at anything
You’re not to laugh at us
You’re not to think anyone cares about you
You’re not to think you can teach us anything


What Exactly Is Janteloven?

Janteloven (the law of Jante) at its simplest describes the way that all Norwegians (and in fact, other Scandinavians too) should behave: putting society ahead of the individual, not boasting about individual accomplishments or being jealous of others. read….

Sweden is in deep trouble.



Spokane’s Norwegians could take city hall back by telling jokes about the council and the human rights commission. Yah sure, you betcha!